Place cranberries into the bowl of a food processor. Pulse until roughly chopped.
Remove the seeds and membranes from the jalapeño peppers. Give them a rough chop. Add them to the food processor, along with the chopped scallions, sugar, lime juice, cilantro and salt.
Pulse until the mixture becomes like a relish. Transfer to a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Refrigerate at least 1 hour, up to overnight.
Place the cranberry relish into a mesh strainer set over a bowl to drain out the liquid.
In a large mixing bowl, beat the room temperature cream cheese using an electric hand mixer. Then, fold in the cranberry mixture until well combined. Serve cold or at room temperature.